ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

Tim The Financial Advisor Says Dump Your Starbucks Stock

Pissing And Shitting On The Sunroof Of A Car

COVID-19 Goes On The Price Is Right

Domestic Abuse Thanks To Coronavirus

Astrophysicist Gets Magnets Stuck Up His Nose

Great News! Chinese Wet Markets Selling Slaughter Dogs Are Open Again

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