Stop Wearing Genital Prisons / You Can’t Trust A Dusty Ho / Tweaked Out Seagulls High On Spice

On Today’s Show:

00:00:00:00.00 Introduction
00:02:16:01.73 Smoother Skin After A School Shooting
00:12:10:17.47 Breaking News! Biore Apologies For Stupid Post
00:13:34:18.69 Another Drunk Politician
00:14:45:20.13 Dollar General Theft Prevention / Near-Vehicular Homocide
00:17:53:10.38 Man Steals Baby Mama’s Livestream Phone
00:19:50:13.07 Free Yourself From Foot Prison
00:23:02:12.35 Girlfriend Screaming At Man To Get In The Car
00:25:20:22.50 Sign Up For The Sideshow
00:27:32:23.72 Tweaked Out Seagulls High On Spice
00:31:37:22.63 Making A House Maid Clean Up A Murder Scene
00:37:31:11.14 Necro-Penis Is A Not A Diagnosis You Want
00:40:02:10.48 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending


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