On Today’s Show:

Introduction 0:00.000
The Situation In The Suez Canal 3:02.000
Suex Canal Erotic Fanfiction 5:02.000
Asshole Whistling 13:34.000
What Toast Setting Do You Like Your Black Women? 14:40.000
Shoplifting Woman Gets A Verbal Takedown From Trans Livestreamer 19:00.000
Become A Member of The Sideshow Today! 24:12.000
Explaining That “Old Person Smell” 25:36.000
Human Dicks Are Shrinking And Malfunctioning 30:50.000
A Python Is My Emtional Support Animal / Wingman 35:00.000
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 39:20.000

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