On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Weekend Recap: Tim Has Womanly Headaches | 2:20.000 |
| Reaction To Ruth Bater Ginsburg Death | 4:23.958 |
| Tim Hates The Moon | 6:00.000 |
| Another Ruth Bader Ginsburg Reaction | 8:22.000 |
| Beef Woman Crushes Man | 11:02.000 |
| More AI Music Abominations | 13:40.000 |
| Meade Skelton Performs At A Coffee House | 16:58.000 |
| Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 22:45.250 |
| Pulled Over When You Need To Poop Real Bad | 25:32.875 |
| Miracle Bleach Cures Still Sold On Amazon | 32:02.000 |
| FCKDUP License Plates | 36:02.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:01.000 |
