Top Of The Show:
What is the appropriate dildo size for a youngster?
Once again I get sidetracked by that damn 80’s coffee commercial.
Apple Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
A man had to have a root surgically removed from his butt
A dress that makes you look like your vagina exploded all over it
Identical twins are annoying. This isn’t news.
A listener wants to stump me with another edition of DV trivia
You freaks like my mom more than you like me.
Someone calls me up to puke