On Today’s Show:

Introduction 0:00.000
Dickhole Guy’s Brother! 1:56.045
Impossible Sex Machines 6:04.599
Marshall Mathers IV Update 7:39.655
Johnny Depp / Amber Heard / And The New Jem Playset 11:32.092
Pedo From The Future Weighs In On Roe Vs. Wade 14:24.393
Karen Crashes Backyard Stand Up Show 17:48.382
Microwaving Sexing 20:29.703
Sign Up For The Sideshow! 23:46.595
Early Morning Condom Shopping 25:16.556
Masturbation Linked To Hairloss? No. It’s Clickbait 28:08.056
Attending Your DUI Hearing Drunk 32:47.477
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