On Today’s Show:

Introduction 0:00.301
Nocturnal Transmission Recap 3:17.112
The Reusable Toilet Paper Revolution 6:57.488
Annoyed With A Stab Wound Victim  13:16.450
Billionaire Says Don’t Bother With Bitfuck 17:05.023
Drugged Up Lady Thinks Her Wiener Is Red 20:01.696
Black Grandma Upset With Someone’s Flat Ass 21:49.160
Sign Up For The Sideshow 24:42.019
A Gaggle Of Beakers Swarmed An Uber Driver 25:42.139
Corporate America April Fools Round Up 27:21.643
Assaulted With A Chocolate Bunny 30:02.491
Losing $200,000 To A Fake Woman 32:24.732
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