ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

Memorial Day: I Don’t Like The Government Telling Me When To Remember Things

Frankie The Weatherman Has a Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Father

Finding Out That Expensive Diamond Bracelet your Boyfriend Got You Was Fake

Missing The Days When You Could Hold Strangers Babies

Roving Gangs Of Aggressive Rat Armies

Hypnotic Erotica Made The News

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