Note: Due to technical issues, this show was recorded on Friday but posted on Saturday On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| A New Fat Anthem | 2:12.500 |
| Stinky Ass Fetish | 4:01.078 |
| Sexy Waterboarding Fetish | 9:20.500 |
| A Neighborhood Full Of Screeching Karens | 11:48.991 |
| Channeling The Mystical Unicorn Collective | 15:37.000 |
| Support DV! We Need *YOU* | 20:56.000 |
| Thailand Has Banned Porn Sites | 22:06.000 |
| Bigfoot Chucked A Salmon At Me | 29:38.217 |
| Steering Wheel-Based Personality Test | 36:02.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:39.360 |
