Eat your heart…er…ass out, Gwyneth! Distorted View Daily is getting into the candle biz. What could be more DV worthy than a prolapsed-ass candle. Ever wonder what a blown out pooper smelled liked? Surprisingly, ass meat as a very pleasant vanilla bean aroma to it!

.: 3″ × 3 2/8″ (7.6cm × 8.25cm)
.: 100% natural soy wax blend
.: Average burn time: 50-60 hours
.: 100% cotton wick